The era of river crabs, difficult expression — faithfully record, hope to become history

The fol­low­ing is a tran­script of a post on Sina Wei­bo on the morn­ing of July 14, 2011. It is a faith­ful record with­out any changes.
I failed here too! Is it because some word or sen­tence is wrong?Try replac­ing the poten­tial­ly sus­pi­cious words with *——

 * Failed ver­sion 0 0 1 * 
 
 # A reads the news­pa­per # 【Chi­nese-Eng­lish】 Write “Dayan Riv­er — My Pro­tec­tion
The son of the poet who wrote “Mu” was released on bail due to his good atti­tude in con­fess­ing his guilt. 
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 BBC: * * *
* * * * * accept
s Berlin 
 lec­tur­er 
 role 
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 He was then hired as a vis­it­ing pro­fes­sor at the Uni­ver­si­ty of Berlin.
It is said: Oranges grown south of the Huai Riv­er are oranges, while those grown north of the Huai Riv­er are tri­fo­li­ate oranges. 
 
 * Failed ver­sion 0 0 2 * 
 
 # A reads the news­pa­per # 【Chi­nese-Eng­lish】 Write “Dayan Riv­er — My Pro­tec­tion
The son of the poet who wrote “Mu” was released on bail due to his good atti­tude in con­fess­ing his guilt.
http://t.cn/a9rH2n BBC: *
*   * * * * * * 
 accepts 
 Berlin
Ectur­er rol

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 He was then hired as a vis­it­ing pro­fes­sor at the Uni­ver­si­ty of Berlin.
It is said: Oranges grown south of the Huai Riv­er are oranges, while those grown north of the Huai Riv­er are tri­fo­li­ate oranges. 
 
 * Suc­cess ver­sion 0 0 3 * 
 
 # A reads the news­pa­per # 【 河_ 蟹_ MIX _ 0 0 3 】 writes ”
Y Riv­er — My B Mu’s wet man’s son was released on bail due to his good atti­tude of con­fess­ing his guilt
http://t.cn/a9rH2n Accord­ing to [Bian Bi C]
: So he {name is against the law and pol­i­cy} was hired as a vis­it­ing pro­fes­sor at the Uni­ver­si­ty of Berlin
Teacher (web­site please go to [BB West] self-check: ac
cepts B erli
lec­ture
r role ) 【Review Clas­si­cal Chi­nese】 Yan Zi said
: Oranges grown in the south of the Huai Riv­er are oranges, while those grown in the north of the Huai Riv­er are tan­ger­ines… OK? 
 
 * Excla­ma­tion 1 * 
 
 When I was a kid, I passed notes in class. In order to avoid the teacher’s super­vi­sion, I made up a
A code sys­tem that only we can under­stand. It is actu­al­ly very sim­ple, because every­one has a copy of Xin­hua Zi
Dic­tio­nary, you can write accord­ing to the rules of [page number_left and right_number].
For exam­ple, [ 3 2 0 B 0 7 ] is page P 3 2 0
The 7th word on the right. This code brings us a lot of fun. — — I didn’t expect such fun today.
It can actu­al­ly be used to cre­ate [River_Crab_MIX]! 
 
 * Excla­ma­tion 2 * 
 
 Some­times I can’t help but won­der if even “law” and “pol­i­cy”
Could such Chi­nese char­ac­ters also be banned because they vio­late laws and poli­cies with Chi­nese char­ac­ter­is­tics? — —
I have 
 a dream .
. . 
 
 * Excla­ma­tion Three * 
 
 Mr. Bacon, who wrote “Knowl­edge is pow­er”, was once con­vict­ed of bribery.
On the day he received the ver­dict, he said with deep emo­tion: “This is tru­ly the most just ver­dict ever in our coun­try!”
The impli­ca­tion is that if a small witch like me is like this, then all the great witch­es in the coun­try will be impris­oned every­where. — — I don’t know who
Does the son of Wet Man who wrote “Big Y Riv­er — My B Mu” have sim­i­lar feel­ings?
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